The only blog worth reading is now online

There are something like 200 million blogs on the Internet. And 99.9999995% of them are crap. That's right, I've decided to finally have a blog of my own. Take this as me giving back to the world by showering it with my wisdom. For much too long idiocy has gone unchecked, but no longer.

So be sure to subscribe to the RSS feed, because you're not going to want to miss an update. This is going to be sweet.

Oh, and I know I said this is the only blog to read, but can you do me a favor and check out Harold's blog every once and awhile? He's a good guy, and I'd feel bad if his blog went completely unread (and incidentally, I was the one who put him up to doing it).